Yeah yeah yeah... I realize how much of a hypocrite this makes me sound like, but I have reason to believe my husband, Clark, has a secret blog. About ME!
Just now, we were lying in bed and Mr. Clark had the gall to say something about "would you like it if I shared that on a blog?" and of course he got that guilty "I really do have a secret blog" face. Which tells me he MIGHT HAVE ONE! Then, when I pushed the issue he got an even more guilty face and insisted that he's a "terrible liar" and I "would know if [he] had a secret wife blog." But his sheer denial, and refusal to discuss the matter and/or prove me mistaken has me concerned.
Ladies. This ain't ok.
For Nancy (yours truly) to write about Clark, is one thing. Because I, Nancy, am always right. I win the Head of Household competitions all the time, am a kick-ass-fuckin-cook and am pretty good at Jeopardy. Clark, on the other hand..... nope.
Maybe I'm just fired up, but I think we have something to be worried about here. I fear there may be entires floating around out there about the time I drank too much wine and tried to seduce Clark who did NOT have as much wine. Or the time I threw a fit about not having any olive oil left and needing to use vegetable oil. Or the time I demanded we have children because I'm getting "old" (and was denied) asap.
I beg you to search the interwebs. If you find a husband blog written about his supposedly crazy wife, let me know.
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